Constipation

I have constipation,
My source of consternation.
It causes aggravation,
Because my defecation
Lacks regularization.

I have justification
For this cry of lamentation.
It is no exaggeration,
This pain is my tribulation,
The cause of my nauseation.

There would be much celebration,
If I had alleviation.
But in my desperation
For simple elimination,
I attempted lubrication.

The only ramification
Has been a slight complication.
I release much flatulation,
Leaving me in dehydration,
Slowing my recuperation.